I Have always wanted to blog about this, I hope my mom reads it!
My mom has the world most funniest phone book ever, its so hilarious it makes me angry whenever I have to use it, especially when Mom calls when I am at home and asks me for a number...
it might sound like this:
MOM: Hind a3tini raqam il taxi (give me the taxi number)
ME: ok......
so the journey begins:
I look under
T for taxi but NO LUCK
M for muwasalat.... no luck
W for wheels NO LUCK....
SO I GIVE UP!!! I call the directory and text her the number!!!
but never mind this is only one of those Numerous examples! this one cracks me up, I cant stop laughing when ever I think of it.....
Mom: Hind i7ki ma3 JET ou i7jizili bukra 3ala Suurya (please call the JET company and book a ticket to Syria)
ME: wein il raqam ( where is the number)
MOM: bil daftar ya3ni Hind wein biddo ykuun (in the phone book where would it be) then she giggles because I sigh in a weird way which she totally understands.
ME: ok Yamma
FRUSTRATED....
I look under
M for MUWASALAT
J for JET
B for BUS
S for SYRIA or SOMETHING
A for ANYWHERE
And as usual, I call back and kindly say: "I couldn't find it"
ME: mama ma la2eito (I couldn't find it)
MOM: dawri mnee7 (search well)
ME: WEIN BIL ZABT (where exactly) its not under M J B S A
MOM:Yimken lazem tdawri 3ind (93) ( maybe you should look under A)
ME: WHAT THE...... WHY 3 ??
MOM: 3ashano bil 3abdali (its under A because its located in the ABDALI)
I still cant figure out how she does this, because this was only the Jet bus company.... I bet my number would be stored under D because I am her Daughter, while my Fathers number is under O because he's Outta Town!!!
27 comments:
Hello
It has a nice blog.
Sorry not write more, but my English is bad writing.
A hug from my country, Portugal
Ahahaha! Your mom's phonebook is a lot more entertaining than my mother's.. you should be lucky!
Luis,
I am glad you like my blog,and don't worry about your English!! Regards from Palestine!
L
yup my mom's phone book is one of a kind!
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