-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
-A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt.
-Light travels faster than sound.This is why...some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-Nurses have a lot of patients.
-If you'll regret it in the morning.... sleep late !!
-If your nose runs and your feet smell...you're probably built upside down.
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